Care to guess what this is?
You’ve probably already figured it out, but here’s the full picture, as it were:
Junior Vox took me very much at my word when, after she’d given one Barbie a haircut, I said that I didn’t particularly care if she cut her dolls’ hair, but that I wanted her to talk to me about her ideas for changing her toys looks radically. I said, “Just be aware that the hair won’t grow back.” She replied, “I think I’ve seen it growing,” and I said, “Well, you might want to take my word for it here, but they’re your dolls. If you don’t mind playing with Barbies that have unusual hair, I don’t care.”
She was very quiet this afternoon while I was working at home, and then she brought this one over for me to see:
I think this one is the best of the bunch. I don’t know if her technique had improved by the time this mermaid doll was shorn, but I really think the pixie cut works on her.
Here’s one that didn’t work out very well. I think Belle might want to hide out in her library until this is under control…
Don’t you think this one just SCREAMS Julie Andrews as Maria in “The Sound of Music”? (Aside from the exposed breasts.)
This one is totally bitchin’ if you’re a Kentucky native:
Mommy’s little sweetheart is only seven and she knows how to craft the perfect she-mullet!