An Easy One

Mar. 1, 2013 1 Comment Posted under: Random Voxitude

I’m always a sucker for a meme that I can use on the blog for an easy post, and since I’m oxygen deprived from having a sinus infection, that’s what you get today. (I’m on my third round of antibiotics to try and get this thing out of my system. Everyone, all at once, say, “Awww!” Thank you.) This is one where you type your name in the Google search bar with the following words and see what your first result is. It’s damned weird what people will search for on Google.

Q: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search.

[Anonyvox] needs a holiday.
Anonyvox could certainly use one, but will settle for the weekend.

Q: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search.

[Anonyvox] looks like a monkey.
A damned good looking monkey.

Q: Type in “[your name] says” in Google search.

[Anonyvox] says, “I love you” to Haley.
I do. I really love you, Haley.

Q: Type in “[your name] wants” in Google search.

[Anonyvox] wants to buy a gym membership.
No, Anonyvox would be willing to buy a gym membership if someone else would go work out and my body would be the one that ends up in shape, though.

Q: Type in “[your name] does” in Google search.

[Anonyvox] does hair.
Badly.

Q: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search.

[Anonyvox] hates boys.
Do not. Quite fond of them, actually.

Q: Type in “[your name] asks” in Google search.

[Anonyvox] asks for a shovel.
This is because I have the same first name as someone who killed her child and it was highly publicized.

Q: Type in “[your name] likes ” in Google search.

[Anonyvox] likes Haley.
Who is this Haley person???

Q: Type in “[your name] eats ” in Google search.

[Anonyvox] eats ashes.
Again, somehow connected to the child killer.

Q: Type in “[your name] wears ” in Google search.

[Anonyvox] wears ashes.
Something about the child killer again.

Q: Type in “[your name] was arrested for” in Google Search.

[Anonyvox] was arrested for suspicion of driving while intoxicated…
Wasn’t.

Q: Type in “[your name] loves” in Google Search.

[Anonyvox] loves Lady Gaga.
Don’t be jealous, Haley.

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    Jodi said:

    Mar. 1, 2013

    Wondering if Matt knows About this Hailey girl.

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